Padvinort is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable dragonfly.

Padvinort created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Padvinort, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Padvinort, he will refuse to believe in you.

Padvinort's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Padvinort's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Padvinort on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide from fawn ducks for they are unholy.