Yokgovkin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable dog.

Yokgovkin created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgovkin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokgovkin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yokgovkin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yokgovkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never wear cyan scarves.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at nebulae.