Zedhitgat Gumkemtab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise wasp.

Zedhitgat Gumkemtab created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedhitgat Gumkemtab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zedhitgat Gumkemtab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zedhitgat Gumkemtab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zedhitgat Gumkemtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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