Kadgebbot Gumton is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm capybara.

Kadgebbot Gumton created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadgebbot Gumton, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kadgebbot Gumton, she will remove you from existence.

Kadgebbot Gumton's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kadgebbot Gumton's Holy Commandments

1. Kadgebbot Gumton loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.