Sidpinhad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent mink.

Sidpinhad created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidpinhad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sidpinhad, it will strike you with lightening.

Sidpinhad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sidpinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta doves, for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Sidpinhad first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Never write about gravity.