Sidpinhad is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent
mink.
Sidpinhad created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sidpinhad, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Sidpinhad, it will strike you with lightening.
Sidpinhad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Sidpinhad's Holy Commandments1. Run away from magenta doves, for they are unholy.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Put Sidpinhad first in all things.
4. Never think ill of sick pigs.
5. Never write about gravity.