Bugingbedlarg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating dragon.

Bugingbedlarg created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugingbedlarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bugingbedlarg, it will cry a lot.

Bugingbedlarg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bugingbedlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.