Nulhigyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy mole.

Nulhigyarp created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulhigyarp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulhigyarp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nulhigyarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nulhigyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Hide from brown turtles for they are unholy.

5. Run away from white goats, for they are unholy.
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