Dimhothad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent beaver.

Dimhothad created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimhothad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimhothad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dimhothad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dimhothad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never sit in the presence of seals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimhothad.

5. Do not hurt cats.
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