Bossfetfetvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless goat.

Bossfetfetvog created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfetfetvog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bossfetfetvog, she will ignore you.

Bossfetfetvog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bossfetfetvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.