Bossfetfetvog is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless
goat.
Bossfetfetvog created the world six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossfetfetvog, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bossfetfetvog, she will ignore you.
Bossfetfetvog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Bossfetfetvog's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always treat moths with great respect.