Dimflagnuthas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate porpoise.

Dimflagnuthas created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimflagnuthas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimflagnuthas, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dimflagnuthas' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dimflagnuthas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.