Megtam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking wyrm.

Megtam created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Megtam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Megtam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Megtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megtam.

4. Never wear mauve rings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.