Tabmobquill is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise toad.

Tabmobquill created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabmobquill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabmobquill, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tabmobquill's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tabmobquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Tabmobquill loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured shrews.