Yimtargben is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless
crane.
Yimtargben created humankind eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Yimtargben, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Yimtargben, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Yimtargben's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Yimtargben's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always wear brown.
4. Never think about black holes.
5. Always stare at clouds.