Bapkenflab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bapkenflab created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapkenflab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bapkenflab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bapkenflab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bapkenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Bapkenflab loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.