Hogbegtig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless fish.

Hogbegtig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbegtig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hogbegtig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hogbegtig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hogbegtig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide from purple moths for they are unholy.