Xinvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able bear.

Xinvon created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinvon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Xinvon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Xinvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Xinvon.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Do not make images of living things.