Xenmiflanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust unicorn.

Xenmiflanfat created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenmiflanfat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xenmiflanfat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Xenmiflanfat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xenmiflanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear black skirts.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Put Xenmiflanfat first in all things.