Dapmumgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring skunk.

Dapmumgil created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapmumgil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dapmumgil, it will make you grow a tail.

Dapmumgil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dapmumgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dapmumgil on top of all buildings.