Dussmattun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical fox.

Dussmattun created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussmattun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dussmattun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dussmattun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dussmattun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.