Inggilrot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish human.

Inggilrot created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inggilrot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Inggilrot, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Inggilrot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Inggilrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Inggilrot loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Retreat if three otters approach from the west.

4. Put Inggilrot first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Inggilrot.