Legfubgabvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring dove.

Legfubgabvid created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Legfubgabvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legfubgabvid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Legfubgabvid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Legfubgabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Legfubgabvid on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if four moths approach from the north.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.