Kamhombess Motortpib Kipbadved is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful eagle.

Kamhombess Motortpib Kipbadved created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhombess Motortpib Kipbadved, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamhombess Motortpib Kipbadved, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kamhombess Motortpib Kipbadved's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kamhombess Motortpib Kipbadved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed tomatoes to snails while wearing brown hats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Respect your elders.