Woddidhig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome chinchilla.

Woddidhig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Woddidhig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Woddidhig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Woddidhig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Woddidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Woddidhig loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.