Kamrakken is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing wren.

Kamrakken created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamrakken, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kamrakken, it will think nothing of it.

Kamrakken's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kamrakken's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three swans approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Kamrakken loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always help porpoises in need.