Gedtimhun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented seal.

Gedtimhun created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gedtimhun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gedtimhun, it will turn you into a mole.

Gedtimhun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gedtimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from brown shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about stars.