Febdosscip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful bat.

Febdosscip created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdosscip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Febdosscip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Febdosscip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Febdosscip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.