Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented badger.

Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly, he will turn you into a worm.

Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Metkonkopdabjigjenarnfly.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.