Camflatwig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain gnu.

Camflatwig created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflatwig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Camflatwig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Camflatwig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Camflatwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Camflatwig loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Feed all hungry ants.