Fotcamcub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able warg.

Fotcamcub created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotcamcub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fotcamcub, he will come to you in dreams.

Fotcamcub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fotcamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not take Fotcamcub's name in vain.

4. Fotcamcub loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.