Diddossmig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring gerbil.

Diddossmig created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Diddossmig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Diddossmig, he will think nothing of it.

Diddossmig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Diddossmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Diddossmig.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.