Kemjamrag is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil
duck.
Kemjamrag created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemjamrag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Kemjamrag, he will laugh at you.
Kemjamrag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Kemjamrag's Holy Commandments1. Never feed parsnips to horses while wearing magenta ear rings.
2. Never look at stars.
3. Kemjamrag loves voles, so they must be respected.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never write about gravity.