Rullbogkimnill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humane goose.

Rullbogkimnill created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbogkimnill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullbogkimnill, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rullbogkimnill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rullbogkimnill's Holy Commandments

1. Rullbogkimnill loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Put Rullbogkimnill first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always take life seriously.