Mifmotduss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, quiet centaur.

Mifmotduss created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifmotduss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifmotduss, it will turn you into a rat.

Mifmotduss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mifmotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Always help moths.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mifmotduss on top of all buildings.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Never sit in holy places.