Bonrulrull is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced aardvark.

Bonrulrull created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonrulrull, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonrulrull, it will remove you from existence.

Bonrulrull's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bonrulrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Run away from orange ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Bonrulrull loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never go into pink rooms.