Afbappag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome dragon.

Afbappag created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Afbappag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Afbappag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Afbappag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Afbappag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.