Xinpitcun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful elephant.

Xinpitcun created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinpitcun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinpitcun, he will be very unhappy.

Xinpitcun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xinpitcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Xinpitcun on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.