Barn Wonwoddogpadcemnakcisspib Dindanmip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying monkey.

Barn Wonwoddogpadcemnakcisspib Dindanmip created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barn Wonwoddogpadcemnakcisspib Dindanmip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Barn Wonwoddogpadcemnakcisspib Dindanmip, she will not care.

Barn Wonwoddogpadcemnakcisspib Dindanmip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Barn Wonwoddogpadcemnakcisspib Dindanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from white ducks for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill nematodes.