Nelltailven is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless rhinoceros.

Nelltailven created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltailven, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelltailven, she will not care.

Nelltailven's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nelltailven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never eat strawberries.