Nelltailven is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless
rhinoceros.
Nelltailven created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nelltailven, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nelltailven, she will not care.
Nelltailven's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Nelltailven's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not run in public.
5. Never eat strawberries.