Yattofcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured crab.

Yattofcib created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattofcib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattofcib, she will turn you into a mole.

Yattofcib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yattofcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill tortoises.