Lamontsidhit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak chinchilla.

Lamontsidhit created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lamontsidhit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lamontsidhit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lamontsidhit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lamontsidhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.