Gumnullven is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witty cobra.

Gumnullven created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Gumnullven, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gumnullven, he will destroy your home planet.

Gumnullven's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gumnullven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gumnullven's name in vain.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never wear brown corsets.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear orange.