Stigcibnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient naga.

Stigcibnib created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcibnib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigcibnib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stigcibnib's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stigcibnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Stigcibnib on top of important buildings.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. You must love Stigcibnib.

5. Never look in ponds.