Fitbimcap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent gorilla.

Fitbimcap created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbimcap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fitbimcap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fitbimcap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fitbimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Fitbimcap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.