Bonkyat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving human.

Bonkyat created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonkyat, he will torture you forever.

Bonkyat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bonkyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bonkyat's name in vain.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from magenta nematodes, for they are unholy.