Saksinnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive hippopotamus.

Saksinnutt created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saksinnutt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Saksinnutt, she will throw large rocks at you.

Saksinnutt's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Saksinnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Saksinnutt first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.