Dunbigdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witty wyvern.

Dunbigdiss created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbigdiss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunbigdiss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dunbigdiss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dunbigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Dunbigdiss' name in vain.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.