Yatt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced meerkat.

Yatt created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yatt's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. Yatt loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yatt.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear brown.