Tenflagyik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective dragonfly.

Tenflagyik created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tenflagyik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tenflagyik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tenflagyik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tenflagyik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.