Gedsoggep is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, charitable ant.

Gedsoggep created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedsoggep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedsoggep, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gedsoggep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gedsoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.