Rullpintap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking goblin.

Rullpintap created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Rullpintap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rullpintap, she will torture you forever.

Rullpintap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rullpintap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never wear jumpers.